SOMEBODY GET MY MOM

Woke up Today In A Van Traded my pillow for a miller lite can And in two more days, I lose the guitar that I hocked Sucked down a beer, then one more 12 oz later I was outside your door And the pebble I threw, was probably more like a rock Then I fell, skinned my knee Broke my glasses got stung by a bee Lost my wallet and the car keys too To make matters worse I'm coming down with the flu Somebody Get my Mom Cause I think something's broken again And I don't wanna be “just friends” I said thanks for the ride; I'll just limp back inside Cause I don't want you to see me cry I just want my mom Somebody get my mom I just want my mom Get my mom Authorities came, I guess I was gone Next thing I know I'm passes out on the lawn And boy did I wake up fast with a Rottwieller's tongue in my mouth I wrote you a note, but it got soaked When I went deep-sea fishing and I fell out of the boat And got caught on a trot line and wasn't found for three days Then I fell, skinned my knee Broke my glasses got stung by a bee Lost my wallet and the car keys too To make matters worse I'm coming down with the flu Somebody Get my Mom Cause I think something's broken again And I don't wanna be “just friends” I said thanks for the ride; I'll just limp back inside Cause I don't want you to see me cry I just want my mom Somebody get my mom I just want my mom Get my mom M-O-MM-Y She makes me cobbler, cause I hate pie She coached baseball when we needed her We lost every game, but to her came in first And I'm so glad that she met my dad I wouldn't be here if she never had Let's go I guess this is it The end of the song And just my luck nobody sang along I guess I'll put this guitar down and kick the Mongoose back home Somebody Get my Mom Cause I think something's broken again And I don't wanna be “just friends” I said thanks for the ride; I'll just limp back inside Cause I don't want you to see me cry I just want my mom Somebody get my mom I just want my mom Get my mom M-O-MM-Y