REALLY ROCKABILLY

Here they come in their cuffed Levi's Hair slicked back, they're real tough guys Black t-shirt and a bad attitude Better not stop on their blue suede shoes Livin' in a time that's long since gone It's not quite right, there's somethin' wrong Look! There goes another Betty Page Get with it chick, it's all the rage He's really, really, really rockabilly Really, really, really, rockabilly He pissed in his pants He's too drunk to care He's wearin' 1956 underwear There's neo-rockabilly There's psycho-rockabilly There's Starbucks-Orange-County rockabilly There's euro-ja-ja-wir-machen-rockin' rockabilly There's Western-swing-traditional-blus- influenced rockabilly There's Australian-shrimp-on-the-barbie carry-your-surfboard-to-Sears- to-buy-your-rolled-up-Levi's rockabilly There's rock-a-Johnny, rock-a-Sally, rock-a-hillbilly It's all so stupid, and it's just plain silly He's really, really, really rockabilly Really, really, really, rockabilly He pissed in his pants He's too drunk to care He's wearin' 1956 underwear The man at the door He's rockabilly guy He said you can't come in Your pompadour's too high Better grow them sideburns Get a tattoo on your neck Drink Pabst Blue Ribbon Drive a rockabilly wreck Has it come to this? I want a new job Rockabilly retards and rockabilly slobs It used to be fun just to play the guitar Now I just want to run real, real far He's really, really, really rockabilly Really, really, really, rockabilly He pissed in his pants He's too drunk to care He's wearin' 1956 underwear He's really, really, really rockabilly Really, really, really, rockabilly He pissed in his pants He's too drunk to care He's wearin' 1956 underwear