SO BAD

Yeah, ha ha, you feel that baby? Yeah I feel it too. Damn, you know... I'm so glad we can spend this time together. See, I'm not as crazy as you thought I was, am I? I'm the American Dream... I'm the definition of white trash ballin' I'm right back on ‘em with the rrrchick-rrrchicka I can't call it same shit, different toilet, oh ya got a nice ass darlin' can't wait to get ya into my Benz, take ya' for a spin what you mean we ain't fuckin', you take me for a friend? Let me tell ya the whole story of Shady's origin you'll be sorry if you slam my Mercedes door again now, it all started with my father I musta got my pimpin' genes from him, the way he left my mama I'm a rollin' stone just like him, word to Johnny Drama keep my Entourage wit' me, baby I'll make a promise there ain't nobody as bomb as me I'm as calm as the breeze, I'm the bee's knees his legs and his arms I'm a superstar girl, I'm ready for ya' mama why ya think the only thing I got on is my pajamas? I'm so bad, I'm so good that I'm so bad I guarantee I'll be the greatest thing you ever had cause you ain't never met nobody like me, and you ain't gonna wanna fuck nobody else again I'm so bad, I'm so good that I'm so bad I guarantee I'll be the greatest thing you ever had cause you ain't ever met nobody like me, and you ain't gonna wanna fuck nobody else again. I'm equivalent to a shot of Cuervo, first I kiss your naval work my way down, baby, you can lay down on the table but you may wanna find somethin' more stable I told you I ain't foolin' from the gate, this ain't the first day of April but thank you for stayin' April, I'ma make you learn to appreciate me differentiate me, from these phony, little fishy and sissy fake G's skip over the huggy-bear and all the kissy-face please initiate phase three, missy now service me take another shot of Jaeger, shakin' so nervously take your time baby, ooh you're the bomb baby ooh you're doin' that even better than your mom, lady I told you I'm Shady, you didn't listen now did ya? Relax woman, you know that I'm only kiddin' with ya got a twisted sense of humor, it's warped but I didn't hit ya I think your finally starting to get the picture I'm just... I'm so bad, I'm so good that I'm so bad I guarantee I'll be the greatest thing you ever had cause you ain't never met nobody like me, and you ain't gonna wanna fuck nobody else again I'm so bad, I'm so good that I'm so bad I guarantee I'll be the greatest thing you ever had cause you ain't ever met nobody like me, and you ain't gonna wanna fuck nobody else again. They call me dynamite, dynamite, dynamite soul they call me dynamite, dynamite, dynamite soul I can hold you in the mornin', but in the evening I gotta go cause I'm on to the next girl, and the next girl I kinda like ohhhh... I got ya' caught up in the rapture make you recapture the feelings you had for your last boyfriend, before he slapped ya' you never wanted someone so bad you're sweatin', but if I'm what you wanted, why'd ya' panic when I grabbed ya'? Girl don't be so frantic, I'm just a hopeless romantic don't try to fight the feelin' of somethin' that's so organic you can't ignore it, so don't, just stand before it just drop them panties to the floor, lets get to cam-cordin', damn shorty I told you this was bound to happen, soon as you wrote your number on a napkin I was bound to work a number on your back and throw your spine out of alignment my love has got you so blind that you couldn't pick Amy Whinehouse out of a line up so stop at a store pick a pint up let's get the Pineapple Schnapps goin', no one ‘ll knock cause I'ma hang a sign up sayin' don't disturb, shorty, I'm so superb I say the right things, don't I spit the dopest words? I'm so bad, I'm so good that I'm so bad I guarantee I'll be the greatest thing you ever had cause you ain't never met nobody like me, and you ain't gonna wanna fuck nobody else again I'm so bad, I'm so good that I'm so bad I guarantee I'll be the greatest thing you ever had cause you ain't ever met nobody like me, and you ain't gonna wanna fuck nobody else again. They call me dynamite, dynamite, dynamite soul they call me dynamite, dynamite, dynamite soul I can hold you in the mornin', but in the evening I gotta go cause I'm on to the next girl, and the next girl I kinda like ohhhh... I'm so bad, I'm so good that I'm so bad I guarantee I'll be the greatest thing you ever had cause you ain't never met nobody like me, and you ain't gonna wanna fuck nobody else again