LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT

Well, I met this old woman She was hard as nails I think she just come out Of the county jail Would I loan her some money Just to pay her rent If I would she would put me In her last will and testament Well, I got lots of children An ex-wife or two I never hear from them Till the bills are due The money I gave them They already spent If I could just help 'em out They would put me in Their last will and testament You know I'm going over sixty I'm older than most It won't be long now I'll be nothing but a ghost It's my intention It's my intent To leave all of them people Out of my last will and testament And when it's all over They put you in the ground Send my belongings To the lost and found It's my intention It's my intent To leave all of them people Out of my last will and testament