Learnt My Lesson Well

I'm just waiting for, The man to come with all my things, And I'm just waiting for, Another man to take it all, And it's not hard to tell, That I've learnt my lesson well, But I'm just waiting for, The man to come and go away, What are you waiting for? Get up off your seat, It's just seven days, It feels like a week, What are you moaning for? You've got all that you want, Life could be worse, You could be a nurse, It seems most sensible, For us to keep the purse strings tight, And move the decimals, A couple of plaxes to the right, And it's not hard to tell, That I've learnt my lesson well, Oh it seems most sensible, But not exactly what we'd like, What are you waiting for? Get up off your seat, It's just seven days, It feels like a week, What are you moaning for? You've got all that you want, Life could be worse, You know we all could be cursed, I can't help being like this, So don't rearrange it, I don't mean to be a dick, I just don't like the changes, And I can't help the things I say, You know I wouldn't to strangers, But I don't like going away, Because it puts me in danger, I can tell you now, There aint a problem can't be solved, With a good old fashioned row, So grit your teeth and stand your ground, And it's not hard to tell, That I've learnt my lesson well, But I'm still waiting for, The man to come with all my things, What are you waiting for? Get up off your seat, It's just seven days, It feels like a week, What are you moaning for? You've got all that you want, Life could be worse, You could leave in a Hearse.