THERE'S A GOOD REASON THESE TABLES ARE NUMBERED HONEY，YOU JUST HEAVEN'T THOUGHT OF IT YET

Please, leave all overcoats, canes and top hats with the doorman. And from that moment, you'll be out place and underdressed. I'm wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it. Ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and choregraphed. Please, leave all overcoats, canes and top hats with the doorman. And from that moment, you'll be out place and underdressed. I'm wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it. Ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and choregraphed. Because. When you're in black slacks with accentuating, off-white, pinstripes... Everything goes according to plan. I am the new cancer, never looked better and you. can't. stand. it. I know because you say so under your breath. Reading lips asking “When did he get at all confident?” I am the new cancer, never looked better and you. can't. stand. it. Next is a trip to the ladies room in vain. No, you just can't keep up with these fashionistas. Tonight Tonight you are you are the whispering campaigh. To them, your name is“Cheap”, and you look like shit. Talk to the mirror, choke back tears. And keep telling yorself, “I'm a diva!” Oh and the smokes in that cigarette box at your table, they just so happen to be laced with nitroglycerin. I am the new cancer, never looked better and you. can't. stand. it. I know because you say so under your breath. Reading lips asking “When did he get at all confident?” I am the new cancer, never looked better and you. can't. stand. it. I am the new cancer, never looked better and you. can't. stand. it. I am the new cancer, never looked better and you. can't. stand. it. I know I know, It just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up. I've never been so surreptitious, so of course you'll be distracted when I spike the punch…