FRUITCAKE

There's a fruitcake for everybody There's a fruitcake for everyone There are B-sides to every story If you decide to have some fun Take a bite Its alright There's some brandy and star margarine to make it right Take a bite its alright A little lovin' and some fruit to bake life is a piece of cake It's the season for being happy But the reason is dead and gone If the reason for being happy Takes a back seat when the season's done Just take a bite (take a bite) Its alright (its alright) Taste the taste that sent all mother's giggling in sheer delight Take a bite (take a bite) Its alright (its alright) A little lovin' and some fruit to bake Life is a piece of cake-e-e-ake e-e-e-e-ake e-e-e-e-ake Everybody everywhere people do you really care Christmas time has once again arrived Everybody everywhere people do you really care Christmas time has once again arrived-a-ived Some mistletoe and a little snow But we don't get it down in fruitcake heights Some mistletoe and a little snow But we don't get it down in fruitcake heights Oh no! Stars are falling down from heaven But its nowhere near our town Miracles are falling down from heaven But its nowhere near our town There's a fruitcake in everybody There's a fruitcake in everyone There are B-sides to every story If you decide to have some fun So take a bite (take a bite) Its alright (its alright) Taste the taste that sent all mother's giggling in sheer delight Take a bite (take a bite) Its alright (its alright) A little lovin' and some fruit to bake life is apiece of cake