LOVE PORTION NUMBER NINE

I took my troubles down to Madame Rue You know that gypsy with that gold tattoo She's got a pad down on 34th and Vine Selling little bottles of love potion No.9 I told her that I was a flop with chicks I been this way since 1956 She looked at my palm and she made a magic sign She said what you need is love potion No.9 She bent down and turned around and gave me a wink She said I'm going to make it up right here in the sink It smelled like turpentine, it looked like Indian ink I held my nose, I closed my eyes, I took a drink I din't know if it was day or night I started kissing everything in sight But when I kissed the cop down on 34th and Vine He broke my little bottle of love potion No.9 I heldmy nose, I closed my eyes, I took a drink I din't know if it was day or night I started kissing everything in sight But when I kissed the cop down on 34th and Vine He broke my little bottle of love potion No.9 Love potion No.9 Love potion No.9 Love potion No.9