I WANNA BE A PRODUCER

(Unhappy... unhappy... very unhappy.) (Unhappy... unhappy... Very very very very very very very unhappy?) (Unhappy... unhappy... Very very very very very very very unhappy?) I spend my life accounting, With figures and such. (Unhappy.) To what is my life amounting, It figures not much. (Unhappy.) I have a secret desire Hiding deep in my soul, It sets my heart afire To see me in this role... I wanna be a producer With a hit show on Broadway. I wanna be a producer, Lunch at Sardi's every day. I wanna be a producer, Sport a top hat and a cane. I wanna be a producer And drive those chorus girls insane! I wanna be a producer And sleep until half-past two. I wanna be a producer And say, you, you, you, not you I wanna be a producer, Wear a tux on opening nights! I wanna be a producer And see my name is Leo Bloom in lights! (He wants to be a producer Of a great big Broadway smash!) (He wants to be a producer, Every pocket stuffed with cash!) (He wants to be a producer, Pinch our cheeks 'til we cry Ouch! Eek! Ooh! Oh! Aah! Yes!) (He wants to be a producer With a great big casting couch!) I wanna be? (He wants to be?) I wanna be? (He wants to be?) I wanna be the greatest, grandest, And most fabulous producer in the world. (He wants to dine with a duchess and a duke.) I just gotta be a producer, Drink champagne until I puke. (Drink champagne 'til he pukes!) I wanna be a producer, Show the world just what I've got I'm gonna put on shows That will enthrall 'em? Read my name in Winchell's column! I wanna be a producer 'Cause it's everything I'm not. (Unhappy... unhappy...) I wanna be a producer? (Very very Unhappy... unhappy...) Wait a minute! Hold everything! Hold everything! Mr.Bialystock was right! There is a lot more to me than there is to me! Stop the world, I wanna get on! I'm gonna be a producer, (He's gonna be a producer) Look out Broadway, 'Cause here I come!!