THE BIRTHDAY PARTY

Hello There's a place- I've been going There's a place- I've been going Now I'm clean It would seem Let's go somewhere I'll be seen- as sad as it seems I seen Greg and he was like “I seen your friends at the birthday party, They were kinda fucked up before it even started. They were gonna go to the pinegrove show but They didn't know about all the weird stuff so they just left it” And I was wasted and cold and minding my business- And I seen the girls and they were all like (“Do you wanna come and get fucked up?”) Listen, I've got myself a mrs so there Can't be any kissing (“Oh don't be a fridge!! You better wise up kid,) (It's all adderall now it doesn't make you wanna ‘do it' ”) ‘This ain't going well' I thought I was stuck in hell In a boring conversation with a girl called Mel About her friend in cincinnati called ‘Matty' as well You pulled away when I went in for the kiss? No, it wasn't a diss You put the tap on to cover up the sound of your piss, After 4 years don't you think I'm over all this? ‘That's rich from a man who can't shit In a hotel room He's gotta share for a bit' You make a little hobby out of going to the lobby To ‘get things' that they don't have Oh does it go through ya? When I'm talking to ya? You know that I could sue ya if we're married and you fuck up again? Impress myself with stealth and bad health and my wealth and progressive causes Drink your kombucha, buy an Ed Ruscha Surely it's a print cos I'm not made of it- Look at the fucking state of it. I came pretty late to it. We can still be mates cos it's only a picture All your friends in one place- Oh we're a scene, whatever that means I depend on my friends to stay clean, As sad as it seems As sad as it seems As sad as it seems