TICKET OUTTA LOSERVILLE

When I go to sleep I pray. I'm waking up to 'I've Got You Babe'. Like the guy from 'Groundhog Day'. Just wanna live forever this way. Flashback to seventeen. I got my ass kicked by the football team. Another loser on the scene. Editor of the chess club fanzine. I asked you out for losing Truth or Dare. The guys were cracking up 'til you said Yeah. Pinch me is this real. I'm on a one way ticket Outta Loserville. Now I'm off the social flat line. Things are so good that I'm. Taking down my Star Trek shrine. And you're more than just a Valentine. You're my Ticket Outta Loserville. She gives me Butterflies. Says I'm not like all the other guys. Dosen't care what car I drive. She still enjoys the ride. Now when I go to sleep I know. That she'll be there tomorrow. And it gives me vertigo. It was just a week ago that. I asked you out for losing Truth or Dare. The guys were cracking up 'til you said Yeah. Pinch me is this real. I'm on a one way ticket Outta Loserville. Now I'm off the social flat line. Things are so good that I'm. Taking down my Star Trek shrine. You blew me out on a Sunday night. You were bored to tears pretending. Knew what you wanted and I'm nothing like The guy in your happy ending. Well you were wrong to lead me on. Now in the night I wake up screaming. Where the hell did I go wrong. And where is Scotty when you need him. Pinch me is this real. I'm on a one way ticket. Outta Loserville. Now I'm off the social flat line. Things are so good that I'm. Taking down my Star Trek shrine. (ONE MORE TIME.) This is where it ends. And I could taste the glory. How can I depend on a better story. Made it. Blew it. Couldn't save it. Think about her all the time. It's like I never had a Valentine. So I guess I better kiss goodbye. To my Ticket Outta Loserville.