Chaise Longue

Mommy, daddy, look at me I went to school and I got a degree All my friends call it “the big D” I went to school and I got the big D I got the big D I got the big D I got the big D I went to school and I got the big D Is your muffin buttered? Would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin? Excuse me (what?) Excuse me (what?) Hey you, over there On the chaise longue in your underwear What are you doing sitting down? You should be horizontal now On the chaise longue, on the chaise longue, on the chaise longue All day long, on the chaise longue On the chaise longue, on the chaise longue, on the chaise longue All day long, on the chaise longue Is your mother worried? Would you like us to assign someone to worry your mother? Excuse me (what?) Excuse me (what?) Hey you, in the front row Are you coming backstage after the show? Because I've got a chaise longue in my dressing room And a pack of warm beer that we can consume On the chaise longue, on the chaise longue, on the chaise longue All day long, on the chaise longue On the chaise longue, on the chaise longue, on the chaise longue All day long, on the chaise longue On the chaise longue, on the chaise longue, on the chaise longue All day long, on the chaise longue On the chaise longue, on the chaise longue, on the chaise longue All day long, on the chaise longue On the chaise longue, on the chaise longue, on the chaise longue All day long, on the chaise longue On the chaise longue, on the chaise longue, on the chaise longue All day long, on the chaise longue On the chaise longue, on the chaise longue, on the chaise longue All day long, on the chaise longue On the chaise longue, on the chaise longue, on the chaise longue All day long, on the chaise longue All day long, all day long, on the chaise longue All day long, all day long, on the chaise longue All day long, all day long, on the chaise longue On the chaise longue, all day long, on the chaise longue