POOR UNFORTUNATE SOULS

●I admit that in the past I've been a nasty ●They weren't kidding when they called me, well, A witch ●But you'll find that nowadays I've mended all my ways ●Repented, seen the light and made a switch True? Yes... ●And I fortunately know a little magic ●It's a talent that I always have possessed ●And here lately, please don't laugh I use it on behalf ●Of the miserable, lonely and depressed Pathetic. ●Poor unfortunate souls In pain, in need ●This one longing to be thinner That one wants to get the girl ●And do I help them? Yes, indeed ●Those poor unfortunate souls So sad, so true ●They come flocking to my cauldron Crying, “Spells, Ursula, please!” ●And I help them Yes, I do ●Now it's happened once or twice ●Someone couldn't pay the price ●And I'm afraid I had to rake 'em 'cross the coals ●Yes, I've had the odd complaint ●But on the whole I've been a saint ●To those poor unfortunate souls (●So here's the deal:) (●I'll whip up a little potion to make you human for three days.) (●Got that? Three days.) (●Before the sun sets on the third day,) (●you and the princey must share a kiss-) (●and not just any kiss: the kiss of true love.) (●If you do, you will remain human permanently.) (●But if you don't, you'll turn back into a mermaid-) (●and you belong to me. We got a deal?) (○I don't know.) (●Life's full of tough choices. In'it?) (○No. This is wrong. I can't do this.) (●Fine then- forget about the world above.) (●Go back home to daddy and never leave again.) ●Come on- You poor unfortunate soul ●Go ahead! Make your choice ●I'm a very busy woman and I haven't got all day ●It won't cost much Just your voice. ●You poor unfortunate soul It's sad, but true ●If you want to cross the bridge, my sweet ●You've got to pay the toll Pluck a scale from off your tail ●A drop of blood inside the bowl! Flotsam, Jetsam, now I've got her, boys ●The boss is on a roll! This poor unfortunate soul! ●Beluga! Sevruga! Come winds of the Caspian Sea! ●Amnesia, glossitis et max laryngitis, la voce to me! Now sing! ○Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah... ●Keep singing! ○Ah... ○Ah... Ah... Ah... Ah...