POPULAR

(●Elphie- now that we're friends, I've decided to make you my new project.) (○You really don't have to do that.) (●I know. That's what makes me so nice!) ●Whenever I see someone less fortunate than I (●And let's face it- who isn't less fortunate than I?) ●My tender heart tends to start to bleed ●And when someone needs a makeover ●I simply have to take over I know I know exactly what they need ●And even in your case Tho' it's the toughest case I've yet to face ●Don't worry- I'm determined to succeed ●Follow my lead And yes, indeed You will be... ●Popular! You're gonna be popular! I'll teach you the proper ploys ●When you talk to boys Little ways to flirt and flounce ●I'll show you what shoes to wear How to fix your hair ●Everything that really counts To be popular! I'll help you be popular! ●You'll hang with the right cohorts You'll be good at sports Know the slang ●you've got to know So let's start 'Cause you've got an awf'lly long way to go... ●Don't be offended by my frank analysis Think of it as personality dialysis ●Now that I've chosen to become a pal, a sister and adviser ●There's nobody wiser Not when it comes to popular- I know about popular ●And with an assist from me To be who you'll be ●Instead of dreary who-you-were... are... ●There's nothing that can stop you from becoming popu-ler... lar... ●La La La La We're gonna make you popular... ●When I see depressing creatures with unprepossessing features ●I remind them on their own behalf To think of ●Celebrated heads of state of specially great communicators ●Did they have brains or knowledge? Don't make me laugh! ●They were popular! Please- It's all about popular! ●It's not about aptitude It's the way you're viewed ●So it's very shrewd to be very very popular like me! (●Why, Miss Elphaba- look at you. You're beautiful.) (○I- I have to go-) (●You're welcome!) ●And though you protest your disinterest I know clandestinedly ●You're gonna grin and bear it Your new- found popularity- ●La La La La You'll be popular Just not quite as popular as me!