The Lazy Song

Today I don't feel like doing anything I just wanna lay in my bed Don't feel like picking up my phone So leave a message at the tone Today I swear I'm not doing anything I'm gonna kick my feet up and stare at the fan Turn the TV on throw my hands in my pants Nobody's gone tell me I can't I'll be lounging on the couch just chilling in my snuggie Turn to MTV so they can teach me how to dodge In my castle I'm the freaking man Oh yes I said it, I said it I said it cause I can Today I don't feel like doing anything I just wanna lay in my bed Don't feel like picking up my phone So leave a message at the tone Today I swear I'm not doing anything Nothing at all Nothing at all Tomorrow I wake up do some p90x Meet a really nice girl, have some really nice sex She gonna scream out this is great I might mess around n get my college degree I bet my old man would be so proud of me But sorry pops you'll just have to wait Oh yes I said it, I said it I said it cause I can Today I don't feel like doing anything I just wanna lay in my bed Don't feel like picking up my phone So leave a message at the tone Today I swear I'm not doing anything No I ain't gonna comb my hair Cause I ain't going no where No no no no.... I'll just strut in my birthday suit And let everything hang loose Yeah, yeah, yeah.... Today I don't feel like doing anything I just wanna lay in my bed Don't feel like picking up my phone So leave a message at the tone Today I swear I'm not doing anything Nothing at all Nothing at all Nothing at all