ARMY

Well i thought about the army Dad said, son you're fucking high And i thought, yeah there's a first for everything So i took my old man's advice three sad semesters It was only fifteen grand spent in bed i thought about the army I dropped out and joined a band instead Grew a moustache and a mullet got a job at chic-fil-a Citing artistic differences the band broke up in may And in june reformed without me And they'd got a different name I nuked another grandma's apple pie And hung my head in shame I've been thinking a lot today I've been thinking a lot today Oh, i thinki'll write a screenplay Oh, i thinki'll take it to L A Oh, i thinki'll get it done yesterday In this time of introspection On the eve of my election i say to my reflection God, please spare me more rejection 'Cause my peers, they criticize me And my ex-wives all despise me Try to put it all behind me But my redneck past is nipping at my heels I've been thinking a lot today I've been thinking a lot today I've been thinking a lot today I thought about the army...