PINBALL WIZARD

Ever since I was a young boy I played the silver ball From Soho to Brighton I must have played 'em all But I ain't seen nothing like him in any amusement hall That deaf, dumb and blind kid Sure play a mean pinball He stands like a statue, becomes part of the machine Feelin' all the bumpers, always playin' clean Plays by intuition, the digit counters fall That deaf, dumb and blind kid Sure plays a mean pinball He's a pinball wizard, there has to be twist A pinball wizard got such a supple wrist How do you think he does it? What makes him so good? Ain't got no distractions, can't hear no buzzes and bells Don't see no lights a flashin', plays by sense of smell Always gets a replay, never seen him fall That deaf, dumb and blind kid Sure plays a mean pinball I thought I was the bally table king But I just handed my pinball crown to him Even on my fav'rite table he can beat my best His disciples lead him in and he just does the rest He's got crazy flippin' fingers I've never seen him fall That deaf, dumb and blind kid Sure play a mean pinball