I PREDICT A RIOT

Ah Watching the people get lairy It's not very pretty I tell thee Walking through town is quite scary Its not very sensible either A friend of a friend he got beaten He looked the wrong way at a policeman Would never have happened to Smeaton An old leodensian La... lalalalala... Ah... lalalalala... I predict a riot I predict a riot I predict a riot I predict a riot Uh I tried to get to my taxi The man in a tracksuit attacks me He said that he saw it before me And wants to get things a bit gory Girls scrabble round with no clothes on To borrow a pound for a condom If it wasn't for chip fat they'd be frozen They're not very sensible La... lalalalala... Ah... lalalalala... I predict a riot I predict a riot I predict a riot I predict a riot And if there's anybody left in here That doesn't want to be out there Ah Watching the people get lairy It's not very pretty I tell thee Walking through town is quite scary Its not very sensible... La... lalalalala... Ah... lalalalala... I predict a riot I predict a riot I predict a riot I predict a riot And if there's anybody left in here That doesn't want to be out there I predict a riot I predict a riot I predict a riot I predict a riot