FRIEND LIKE ME

Here I go! Uh, ooh, whooo!!! Back up... Uh oh... Watch out! Uh! You done wound me up! 'Bout to show you what I'm working with! Uhhh! Well, Ali Baba he had them forty thieves. Scheherazade had a thousand tales. But master you're in luck, because up your sleeves You got a brand of magic never fails. You got some power in your corner now, Heavy ammunition in your camp. You got some punch, pizzaz, yahoo and how. All you gotta do is rub that lamp... And I'll then say; Mr... Man, what's your name? whatever. What will your pleasure be? Let me take your order, I'll jot it down. You ain't never had friend like me Life is your restaurant and I'm your maitre'd. Come whisper to me whatever it is you want. You ain't never had friend like me! We pride ourselves on service. You the boss, the king, the shah. Say what you wish. It's yours! True dish! How 'bout a little more baklava? Have some of column A. Try all of column B. I'm in the mood to help you, dude. You ain't never had friend like me! Ohh! Uhhh! It's the big part! Watch out. It's the big part. Oh! Can your friends do this? Can your friends do that? Can your friends pull this... Outta they little hat? Can your friends go... I'm the Genie of the lamp, I can sing, rap, dance if you give me the chance! Oh! Don't sit there buggy-eyed. I'm here to answer all your mid-day prayers. You got me bona fide certified, Got a Genie for charge d'affaires. I got a powerful urge to help you out. So what you wish? I really wanna know. You got a list that's three miles long no doubt. All you've gotta do is rub like sooooo... Mr.? (Aladdin!) Yes! One wish or two or three. Well, I'm on the job, you big nabob. You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend, You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend, You ain't never, (never,) had a, (had a,) friend, (friend,) like, (like,) meeeee! You ain't never had a friend like me!